Valerie Mason Video Review

Reviewed by Ben Stern

So the last time I went to my local video store I saw a display for the new Valerie Mason video called "Valerie's Playmate Party '08". The poster and box cover have the same killer shot of our favorite Playboy Playmate Valerie Mason wearing a neon green bikini and holding a bright green lolipop to her lips. OMG! She looks so hot! Just behind her we see fellow Playmate Juliette Frette wearing a bright pink bikini with classic clear stripper shoes. Nice! She's giving Valerie a seductive "come hither" look that makes you want to see them together in a scene so bad, your nuts start to hurt. So I plunked down my $24.95 and bought it. So now, here is my official review of "Valerie's Playmate Party '08". Enjoy.

During the video’s 45 minutes, we see Miss Mason in a varied mix of settings. The setups will seem familiar to fans of Playboy videos, as we’ve seen lots of similar stuff in the past. Four individual vignettes form the majority of the DVD. Valerie ends up nude in almost every scene which is a good thing.

Before I start though I'd like to bitch about the fact that Alison Waite is shown on the back cover but is nowhere to be found in the video! WTF? That really pissed me off. It's false advertising! I would have still bought the video because of Valerie, but damn Playboy, don't be teasing us with Playmates that aren't even in the movie!

In the first scene we get Valerie Mason bouncing around a movie lot to for some unknown reason. She's wearing a sexy little outfit, but it never comes off. She just dances around half nude and teases us to a really lame soundtrack. The only interesting moment is when Valerie grabs some dude’s cell phone and takes shots of herself. Wish girls would do that with me. I give this only two out of five boners. Not enough naked Valerie Mason! Come on Playboy- you know what we want so give it to us!!!

The second scene is a little better. We get Valerie and fellow Playboy Playmate Cassandra Lynn nude sunbathing by the Mansion pool. Cassandra asks Valerie if she'll rub some lotion on her back. One thing leads to another and the two end up walking hand-in-hand towards one of the Mansion bedrooms with big grins on their faces. What transpires is mostly tease with not a lot of please. I won't go into details, but let's just say it doesn't get you where you want to go, if you know what I mean. But Valerie Mason is looking very good in a little black mini-skirt with a cute little babydoll tee. These don't stay on long, of course, but she looked good in them while they were on. This scene get three out of five boners from me.

Probably the best scene in the whole video is the third one. Why? Because we get THREE Playboy Playmates all in the same bed together! We get Valerie Mason, Kelly Carrington and Karen McDougal together in one big mass of Playmate flesh. Valerie is looking amazing as usual. She starts be doing a slow, sexy striptease for the other horny girls. Then Miss Mason breaks out a pink dildo and works the other two Playmates over until they each have screaming orgasms. They recipricate by taking turns licking Valerie's huge natural breasts and clean-shaven pussy. The chemistry between the three girls is excellent as they really seem to be having a good time. Valerie is especially enthusiastic as she has multiple orgasms. If you're a big Valerie Mason fan, then this scene alone will be worth the purchase price for you. Four out of five boners I say.

The fourth and last of the scenes was my personal favorite. Probably because it was all about Valerie Mason and actually GOT me where I wanted to go! Yes, I blew my load while watching this scene with my favorite Playmate Miss Mason. It starts out with Valerie playing with herself in bed. She starts out completely nude, which is nice for a change. Don't have to spend five minutes removing clothing. She just gets right to it and I appreciate that. So I'm thinking that it's going to be your standard solo masturbation scene when in walks in fellow Playboy Playmate Jordan Monroe! She says to Valerie "I've always looked up to you as the hottest Playmate EVER!" Miss Mason gives her a sly grin and replies "Well then, prove it. Make me cum!" Jordan doesn't hesitate to do just that. I won't spoil it for you, but let's just say that every inch of Valerie's perfect body is explored by Jordan's tongue. Yowza!!! This sucker gets five out of five boners from me for sure!

So in conclusion I'd say that this new Playboy video is worth the purchase price if you're a big fan of Valerie Mason. It was kind of sucking until the third scene then the last one was awesome. Valerie looked great throughout the movie so if you're really into her nude body you'll totally get off on this DVD.