Tamara Witmer Video Review

TToday I will review two different DVDs that have recently been released featuring Playboy Playmate Tamara Witmer. The first to be reviewed is her Playmate Calendar. This is Playboy's yearly release of a calendar style video that has vignettes where the girls prance about in various outfits, stripping and teasing while some music plays and they narrate some generic comments. Nothing special, to be sure, but I must say that Tamara is looking very fine indeed in her segment.

The second video I've reviewed is Tamara's very first hardcore movie entitled "Tamara Witmer: Superslut". An ambitious romp into the x-rated world by this super hot Playmate.

REVIEW: "Playboy 2006 Playmate Calendar: Tamara Witmer"

The best scene in the video has Tamara explaining how she got involved with Playboy as she poses in front of a large house wearing a white and brown dress. She pulls up the dress to show us her snatch. She continues to pose in the dress for a few seconds then holds the dress up for a good long time allowing the camera to go in for a close-up and then pan up to her face. Next Miss Witmer walks topless though a garden wearing blue jeans. Back to the front of the house Tamara is now completely nude. Her friend, Hope Dworaczyk is watching her while playing with herself. It would have been nice if the two got it on, but it didn't happen.There are, however, a number of great shots of Tamara in her birthday suit, including one of her walking towards the camera.

Now she is back out in the garden wearing a blue skirt and brown sweater. She twirls around while fully clothed then smiles at the camera as we go in for a close-up on her face. Next Tamara poses between a gate in a white slip while fellow Playboy Playmate Monica Leigh watches and plays with herself. Quickly the slip disappears and there are a couple of great shots of her buns. More nice, full-frontal shots follow as Tamara gets the full-frontal treatment while lying on her side with her legs parted. There is a great shot of her twat as the camera pans up, over her breasts, and to her face. The segment ends with Miss Witmer in the same white and brown dress she started in posing in front of the house.

The final scene is probably the best as we get Playmates Tamara Witmer and Kelly Carrington in the same bed together. Tamara is looking amazing as she does a slow, sexy striptease. Then, when everyone is good and wet, Miss Witmer breaks out a big black dildo and works Kelly over until she has an intense orgasm. She then recipricates by taking turns licking Tamara's ample breasts and clean-shaven pussy. The chemistry between the two girls is great as they really seem to want to be enjoying themselves. The only problem that I had with this scene was that fact that all the girls ecept Tamara had fake tits.

The format of the vignettes is the same as all of the Playboy Playmates DVDs I've had the opportunity to watch. Filmed in various locations and settings designed to enhance the look of the ladies, they employ a light rock & roll soundtrack as Tamara Witmer and friends prance about in slow motion with wind machines in the background and an effort at lighting them to look their best. The benefit of the vignettes is that if Tamara Witmer doesn't work for you, then you can skip her and move onto another Playmate like, say, Jillian Grace. Keep in mind though that none of these women were marginal in terms of looks or sex appeal. Every one, especially Tamara, are super fine foxes. The diversity of selection was solid too although the emphasis was, like the magazine, heavily weighted on busty white women.

So, what should I rate the DVD? Well, I'm used to hardcore porn so as a general rule, something like this isn't going to trip my trigger enough to rate it very high but the women, especially Tamara Witmer, were very attractive and the replay value this time was better than most other Playboy videos. Further, while I would've liked better extras and a more lesbian action between Tamara and Jordan Monroe, the cost was pretty low and the technical values solid. I'm going to be generous and rate it as recommended for those Tamara Witmer fans among you wanting something more erotic than graphic but even the magazine's pictorials have more flesh offered up so know what to expect and you'll be happier with it.

Picture:
Playboy: Playmate Video Calendar Tamara Witmer was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame color presentation as all other Playboy products. In general, it looked as expected with a lot of visual effects used to enhance the features of Miss Witmer and most of the rest of 2006's Playmates. The fleshtones were accurate, the grain apparently added into some scenes for effect, and the lighting on par with most Playboy productions. There were no compression artifacts or video noise to mar the viewing experience either.

Sound:
The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English. The vocals were narrated and the music varied from light rock & roll to rockabilly to something similar to Tamara Witmer (there were no music credits or I'd let you know about them). There wasn't a lot of separation between the channels and the dynamic range won't test your high end home theatre set ups but it was decently handled. But that's okay, because the scene with Stephanie Larimore was perfect sound wise, and that was the only scene worth a damn in the whole video.

Extras:
The extras were limited to some Playmate videographies (strictly Playboy titles though it included them for far more than the gals in the scenes; going back years in fact); a photogallery, and a set of Playmate Data Sheets as originally presented in their centerfold spreads. A pleasant surprise came at the very end when they slipped in a very quick scene of Tamara working herself over with a chrome dildo. This ws the only good scene and frankly saved this video from being a total dud.

Overall, a decent DVD for a Playboy video. I wish the scene with Amanda Paige would have been longer, but what can you do? If You're a Tamara Witmer fan, then you'll probably love it. If you're more into the other girls, then you'll probably be disapointed.

REVIEW: "Tamara Witmer: Superslut"

This video is great except for the fact that it hardly features Tamara Witmer at all. There are plenty of other hot young model chicks, but Miss Witmer is in only three out of the fourteen scenes! If that's the case, why is it called "Tamara Witmer: Superslut"? Why not "A Bunch of Slutty Girls Plus Tamara"? That would have been more fitting. Guess they are trying to cash in on the fact that Miss Witmer is a popular Playboy Playmate. Suckers like me will think that the entire video is about her, when in fact, she is only a small part of it. Oh well, three scenes with Tamara Witmer is better than none, so I'll take what I can get. Because Tamara isn't in the other scenes, I'm not going to write about them here. But trust me, they're all good. They all feature super hot little sluts sucking cocks to completion. None of them is as hot as our girl Tamara Witmer, but they're not Playboy Playmates, so we've got to cut them some slack. They give good head though, and that's what really counts.

Dasha Astafieva leads off the video and she is super cute. She bends over to show off her ass while she talks about her first time with a boy and her first blowjob. The eye contact is very good during the POV bj, but she needs a bit of help to handle that big thing. The entire time, Tamara instructs little Sunny on the fine art of sucking dick. Although Miss Witmer never actually performs, it's a very hot scene with the older, more experienced slut (Tamara Witmer) showing the youngster (Sunny) how to please a man properly.

Jessica Burciaga is a hot little cutie with huge dimples and perfect tits. She tells a sexy story about how she is about to swallow for the first time in her life. Her POV blowjob is so fucking cute that it hurts. This girl is born for this kind of action. We get teased by Tamara Witmer as she plays with herself while she jerks the guy off with her feet. Her mouth then takes center stage as Brandon dumps a big load on her tongue and Regina pouts because Tamara stole her baby batter!

The next scene is all about our favorite Playmate Tamara Witmer. We get a quick interview with her as we learn about her first time giving head. Then Miss Witmer does a slow striptease for the camera. It's easy to see why Playboy chose her as a Playmate. Tamara's body is near perfect! After the strip down, Miss Witmer drops to the floor and waits for her cock to arrive. She doesn't have to wait long as Ron Jeremy shows up and places his already stiff boner into Tamara's wet and willing mouth. Even though his dong is big enough to make her gag, Tamara doesn't do those over the top throat theatrics that many porn chicks do. Instead, Miss Witmer does her job well, then leans back and patiently waits for him to shoot his thick load on her tongue. Tamara then does the ultimate act of submission by swallowing Ron's entire load with a big grin on her face the entire time.

Okay, Tamara Witmer isn't in the next scene, but I feel compelled to tell you about it because it was so good. This one features a fresh Russian girl named Grace Kim. She is a cute young girl who is just a few months past her eighteenth birthday. She's in the middle of a very hot story about swallowing her first load, but we cut away to the blowjob. I know that Brandon can't let the girls go on forever, but this was hot. Even hotter is the look in her eyes as she works her mouth over his prick. Veronika has that totally sweet look and is no stranger to working a hard dick with her mouth. There is a brief cut away to some toe sucking before Brandon feeds her his load and she laps it up like a puppy. If Tamara Witmer had been in it, it would have been the perfect scene.

The next scene (that Tamara is in, at least) features Playboy Playmate Spencer Scott. She is twenty-four, but looks like she may have just walked onto a college campus for the first time. The camera starts out by admiring her nice ass, but also spends a good deal of time checking out her perfect tits. This girl really looks beautiful on her knees and has that coed look that makes her blowjob even hotter. Little Spencer is told that she must please head mistress Tamara Witmer before she can even get a chance to give aman head. Tamara opens her legs and commands Spencer to lick her twat. She does, of course, and soon Miss Witmer is having a screaming orgasm. Once she has satisfied Tamara, she goes for the stud's big cock, slurping and sucking it like her life depended on it. But Tamara soon gets jealous and moves in to her share. When it's time to blast, the stud turns to Tamara Witmer and says "eat this Playmate", and blasts his spunk on her beautiful face. But Spencer wants some too, so she licks what's left off of Tamara's face, then Mistress Witmer decides to be nice and share what's in her mouth. The two swap the pop back and forth until Tamara has a mouthful of cum-spit and swallows the whole wad in one big gulp. Amazing! Tamara Witmer is a sexual superslut who has absolutely no limits. She is every man's sexual fantasy come true! Now I understand the title "Tamara Witmer: Superslut". It's true!!!

So overall, although there are only three Tamara Witmer scenes in this video, those three are smokin' hot and well worth the price of this video. If you're a big Tamara fan, then you need this DVD. Buy it now.