Regina Deutinger

MY STORY
By Regina Deutinger

Hello everyone. My name is Regina Deutinger. I was born in Munich, Germany but now live in America. I was a Playboy Playmate and now I am an international nude model and actress. I've got huge, all-natural breasts that developed at an early age. The summer after my thirteenth birthday my breasts just exploded out of my chest. When I returned to school in the fall, I was suddenly very popular with the boys. They said things like "Regina, your tits are huge! What happened?" I soon figured out that I could get anything I wanted from these guys if I just teased them with my enormous chest. That's when Regina the nude model was born. I spent the next several years milking money out of every guy that lusted after me and my great big breasts! You'd be amazed at what a beautifuk woman can get if she tries hard. And posing nude in Playboy simply brought it to another level! Now I can get really rich men to buy me anything I want! I just love being Regina Deutinger. It SO rocks! Anyways, here's my story.

So how did I get involved with Playboy you ask? Well, it all started when my roommate, Kayla Collins, brought me along with her to the big Playboy Halloween party of 2007, I totally felt like Cinderella at the ball as I entered The Playboy Mansion for the very first time. It was all just so overwelming! There were beautiful, nude Playmates everywhere. I was in heaven, let me tell you! Hef didn't feel like coming down to party that night, so we just got really drunk and fooled around in The Grotto while several other Playmates watched. We got completely nude and explored each others bodies with our tongues. Blonde super hottie Spencer Scott nude even joined in for a while, being totally submissive to me as I licked her kitty for what seemed like hours! It was really fun. Being totally nude with other hot girls is just the best thing ever. That'll always be an amazing memory in my life.

But that was just the beginning of my Playboy story. I was invited back again to attend the New Year's Eve party and I finally got to meet Hef for the first time. He really seemed to take a liking to me saying things like, "Regina, you are a goddess among woman. Please pose nude for me." How could I resist? So he scheduled a test shoot and before I knew it, I was chosen to be Playboy's Miss April 2008. After that it was a crazy whirlwind of sexual encounters with other super-hot models like Sandra Nilsson. Can you believe it? I, little Regina Deutinger, was having wild sexual encounters with actual Playboy Playmates! And I was one too! OMG! All my fantasies were coming true!

I had a blast shooting my nude pictorial for Playboy magazine. Holly and Kelly Carrington nude were there for emotional support. Playboy spread my shoot out over several weeks, so it was kind of a long process, but tons of fun. I was nervous at first since I had never posed nude before, but Arney, the photographer really put me at ease. He made it seem like just another day at the office which really helped. He'd say stuff like "just forget your clothing Regina. Just be natural and nude just like you came into the world." And Kelly was cracking jokes the whole time and kept making me laugh! She's such a goofball!

I just love the whole pictorial, but I think my favorite shots are the ones in the bathroom because I got to play with myself in the shower. What girl wouldn't love to do that? So much fun! The shoot where I'm being kissed by Juliette Frette started out as a sort of a joke on one of the crew, but Hef liked it so much that he ended up using the shots. They were crazy, let me tell you. Juliette and I got a little naughty with each other and actually ended up getting together after the shoot. Nobody can say that this Deutinger girl is inhibited, that's for sure! I just feel so lucky to be a Playmate!!!

I'm very proud to be a member of the Playboy family, let me tell you. We're a disfunctional family of attention whore golddiggers, but a family none the less. Fellow '08 Playmate Michelle McLaughlin is just like a sister to me. She taught me everything I know about the joys of lesbian love. She even introduced me to threesomes when she brought Ida Ljungqvist into our bed one night. It was unbelievable! I was getting my pussy licked while licking pussy at the same time! I've never experienced anything like that before. Who would have ever thought that little Regina Deutinger would be having her kitty worked over by two nude Playboy Playmates! Unbelievable!!! I wouldn't have believed it myself except that I experienced it. Oh, and I have pictures too!

In case you care, my childhood in the Germany was filled with nude swimming, boating, camping, dance classes, and of course, lots of sex with the neighborhood girls. German people are much more open about sex than Americans, so our house was a real sexual playground. I lived next door to my good friend Kara Monaco nude (who would later become a Playmate of the Year) and we had hot lesbian sex with each other just about every night. It was so cool. One time she brought over her roommate Laura Croft who had a big pink dildo with her. I was afraid at first, but they made me feel better by saying things like, "Don't worry Regina, you'll learn to love it." And boy were they right! I had seven orgasms that day and many more in the future! You may not think that Regina Deutinger would be a carpet muncher, but I must confess that I am. When I see a hot chick I just want to bury my face between her legs right then and there!

A few weeks has passed since I became a Playboy Playmate. And what a wild ride it's been so far! As I go through the remainder of my career I'd like to take you along for the ride. It 'll be a look into the life of a Playmate with really big natural tits named Regina Deutinger who lives for being nude whenever she can. It'll be so exciting and fun so be sure to keep coming back here for more of me!

Just so you know, I read all my fan mail and respond to as much as I can. So keep writing to me and sending me gifts! I especially love signing nude pictures of myself. It's such a turn-on knowing you guys are playing with youselves looking at me naked! Keep coming back to this site to get updates you on jobs, Playboy events and my exciting life. So stay tuned for more wacky adventures of your favorite Playboy centerfold Regina Deutinger!

All my love,

Regina

Regina Deutinger can be seen completely nude in the April 2008 issue of Playboy magazine.