Playboy Playmate Patrice Hollis nude

Reviewed by Robert Johnson

Okay, so this is yet another Patrice Hollis flick to review. The girls sure does bang 'em out, doesn't she? But this one needs to be reviewed because it is the first time that Patrice has appeared with other Playboy Playmates in a movie. This makes it significant, especially considering that one of those Playmates is the amazing Heather Rene Smith, who very well could become the next Playmate of the Year. Brand new nude Kayla Collins is also featured. She has the most amazing piercing blue eyes I've ever seen!

During the video’s 45 minutes, we see Patrice in a mix of settings. The set-ups will seem familiar to fans of miss Hollis' videos, as we’ve seen plenty of similar material in the past. Five seperate vignettes form the majority of the DVD. First we see Patrice bouncing around a movie lot to a hard rock song. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Kelly Carrington shows up and the two start going at it right there in front of everyone. This makes for a hot scene as Miss Hollis buries her face in between Shay's huge hooters which is always pleasant to watch.

In the next sequence, Patrice Hollis grabs some dude’s cameraphone and takes nude shots of herself, while some random chick watches. Then we have "movie-star" Patrice running from the paparazzi. She ducks into an abandoned building for cover, but is soon taken hostage by a gang of vicious lesbos led by a girl that looks just like Pamela Anderson. She's not Pam, of course, but we can dream can't we? Her name is Dasha Astafieva actually, and she's a real looker. She proceeds to lick Patrice's twat until she has three consecutive orgasms.

In between these wild sex scenes, Patrice Hollis chats about her life as the biggest adult star ever. She also tells us about her experiences at Playboy and all her encounters with hot models like herself. These don’t fill a lot of time, however, as the sex scenes dominate the program. As usual, we learn little real information about the real Patrice Hollis . She always seems to talk in generic tones about herself and her career, so these segments quickly turn tedious. I suppose the DVD had to include them, but they’re totally skippable.

The last scene is probably the hottest as we get Patrice Hollis, Jennifer Pershing and Brittany Binger all in the same bed together. Patrice is looking amazing as usual as she does a slow, sexy striptease for the other girls. Then, when they're all good and wet, Miss Hollis breaks out a big double-dong and works the two Playmates over until they each have wild orgasms. They then return the favor by taking turns licking Patrice's huge breasts and hot little pussy. The chemistry between the three girls is great as they really seem to be having a good time. Patrice is especially into it as she has multiple orgasms. If you're a big Patrice Hollis fan, then this scene alone will be worth the purchase price of the DVD.

"The Best of Patrice Hollis" appears in an aspect ratio of 1.33:1 on this single-sided, single-layered DVD. While not perfect, it's better than most Playboy products. Colors was mostly positive. The skin tones consistently looked natural and vibrant. Overall, the main problems was softness. Sharpness seemed decent. At times, some softness popped up, usually due to a gauzy style of photography apparently meant to smooth out some of Patrice Hollis' harder edges. Delineation was erratic, as some shots were crisp and concise while others looked liked they’d smeared Vaseline on the lens (especially the scene with Monica Leigh. You can hardly even tell what's going on). Overall definition was fine, and only occasional, minor instances of jagged edges or shimmering occurred but nothing to write home about.

The Dolby Surround 2.0 soundtrack seemed more ordinary, though it was a little better than other mixes. The soundfield only moderately broadened out from the center. Most elements stayed in the middle, but music showed some good spread. The scene with Tiffany Selby was the worst, but overall the remainder wasn't that bad. Those elements heavily dominated the program, and the songs blended mildly to the side and surround channels. Dialogue stayed in the middle, and the occasional effects remained centered as well other than some light echo which really didn't bother me.

Picture and sound quality are consistently acceptable but no better. The set comes with a few nice extras, particularly since it includes a few bonus video pictorials. Overall, this is a mediocre release that I don’t recommend to anyone other than true Patrice Hollis fans. The scene with Grace Kim nude was the best of them all, but still not worth the $34.95 price. This reviewer says skip this one unless you just can't live without you Patrice fix for the day. I say day because knowing Patrice Hollis , she'll make another seven movies this week alone. So if this one doesn't row your boat, just wait a week, there'll be more:)

Overall this was an excellent video. Although Patrice Hollis wasn't nude in it enough, I would still say it was worth the purchase price. If you're a big Patrice fan and love her naked, then don't buy this one.