Laura Croft Nude Video Review

REVIEW: "Playboy 2008 Playmate Calendar: Laura Croft"

Reviewed by M7.

I was at my local video store the other day and I noticed that Laura Croft, one of the amazing Playboy Playmates from this year, has a brand new all-nude video out. Nice! She looks great on the cover and when I turned it around I saw several other super-hot Playmates were in it including AJ Alexander who is one of my favorites because of her red hair. I simply had to have this DVD, so I slapped down my cash and took it home to watch. I'll now review it for you using my infamous "boner scale" with one boner being a total dud that you can't even get off on, and five boners being an amzing piece of stroke-worthy video.

Throughout this DVD we see our girl Laura Croft fully nude in a variety of settings. The setups will seem familiar to fans of Playboy videos since we’ve seen plenty of this shit in the past, but what are you going to do? Playboy's not exactly known for being inovative when it comes to video production. Five vignettes form the majority of this DVD, plus there's the standard interview and behind-the-scenes stuff. I could totally live without these, but they're always included in Playboy videos, so you might as well watch them. Seeing Laura Croft being interviewed is like watching paint dry, but she looks great doing it and that's all that really matters.

In the first scene we get Playmate Laura Croft and Sandra Nilsson in the same bed together. Wow! Miss Croft is looking amazing in a skin tight black lingerie thing that makes her look like a Victoria's Secret model! First, she does a nice slow strip-tease for us so we can get a good look at her perfect body. Those breasts! OMG!!! Laura has the nicest natural rack I've ever seen. I was in heaven!

After a few minutes of teasing us, Miss Croft gets down to business and pulls out a purple vibrator and begins to work-over the other Playmate until she screams with pleasure. Sandra pays back the favor by licking Laura's perfect body from head to toe for what seemed like hours (but I aint complaining). The chemistry between the girls was excellent as they really seem to be having a good time. Unlike duds like Spencer Scott nude, Laura really knows what to do with another beautiful woman and her enthusiasm comes through on the screen. What I like most about this scene is that it's really all about Laura Croft nude. About 80% of the camera time is devoted to her, so if you're a major fan, then this scene alone will be worth the price of the DVD for you. I give it a solid 4 boners.

In the next scene we get Laura Croft pretending to be a movie star with paparazzi following her around Hollywood. Why, I don't know. Typical stupid Playboy scenerio. She then sees a Japanese tourist taking pictures of her, grabs his camera and takes shots of herself. The male tourist in stunned by Laura's blatent sexuality and runs off without his camera. This is totally stupid, of course, but Miss Croft is looking awesome doing it, so who cares about the story. But the problem here is that Laura never gets naked! WTF? What's the point of having a Playboy Playmate like Laura Croft in a scene if she isn't nude? Because of this I can only give this one boner at best.

The third scene was a real dud because it didn't feature Laura Croft at all. Again I say, WTF? It opens with a random hot chick masturbating on her bed when Dasha Astafieva walks in and says, "I bet you're thinking about Laura Croft aren't you?". The girl confesses that she is and Dasha decides to help her in her fantasy by pretending to be Miss Croft. She says, "Just pretend I'm her and I'll make you cum". So that's what they did. The two hotties go at it for about ten minutes, and sure enough, the girl has an orgasm. Boring! Why this was even in the video, I don't know. Any scene without Laura Croft just isn't worth watching in my opinion. This one gets yet another single boner. Just a lame scene from beginning to end as far as I was concerned.

Thank goodness for the fourth scene! It saved this DVD, that's for sure. We start out at a Playboy event where a group of Playmates including our girl Laura, Tyran Richard and 2008 Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole are all hanging out in their cute little bunny costumes. They're obviously bored to tears and are drinking heavily to elieviate the boredom. Finally Tyran says to Laura, lets sneek out of here and have some fun. Laura agrees and the two of them leave the club and sneak into the back of the Playboy limo. I won't even go into details about what they do because I don't want to spoil it for you. But let's just say that Laura Croft gets her bunny ears all bent out of shape devouring Tyran's sweet coochy. Unbelieveable! The fact that they kept their bunny costumes on the whole time was a HUGE turn-on! i got to give this bad boy 5 boners out of five! Awesome!!!

The fifth and last scene could even be the best as we get Playmate Laura Croft, Stacy Keebler AND Sasckya Porto all in the same shower together! Wow! It opens with the three hotties walking into the shower completely nude. I appreciated this. Let's just get to it- no teasing- just nude women!!! Anyways, I won't spoil it for you, but trust me, if you're a fan of Miss Crofts's gorgeous rack, then you won't be dissapointed! The other two Playmates spend ample time soaping those beauties up, let me tell you! The sight of Laura Croft's perfect juggs all wet and soapy being rubbed by two other Playboy Playmates made me blow my load right away! I give it five big throbbing boners for sure! This one scene was worth the price of the video to me.

So there you have it- my official review of Playboy Playmate Laura Croft's latest nude video. The first scene is solid, scenes two and three suck, and the last two scenes rock! I'd say that if you're a big fan of Laura Croft like I am, then this is a must have video for your collection. Get it now!!!

You can see lots more of Laura Croft in the July 2008 issue of Playboy magazine.