Brittany Binger Video Review |
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| Title: "Playmate Video Calendar 2007: Brittany Binger" Playboy Entertainment Director: Artie Lange Cast: Brittany Binger, Tracy Superstar, Serenity, Jenna Jameson, Shannon James Length: 97 minutes Date of Production: 2/28/2007 When I saw the cover of this DVD it enticed me. It shows the beautiful Brittany Binger lying totally naked in a big heart shaped bed while surrounded by several other gorgeous Playboy Playmates. So naturally, I figured that this sequence would actually be in the video. But to my dismay, it was not. Granted, you get plenty of Miss Binger looking super hot at all times, but where's the other Playboy centerfolds? They were nowhere to be found. It's not like Playboy has a shortage of Playmates on their hands. Why couldn't they have just had those girls in just one scene? They had to shoot the box cover, why not just shoot some video at the same time while you've got the girls there? It really annoys me. Anyways, during the video’s 97 minutes, we see Brittany Binger in a varied mix of settings. The set-ups will seem familiar to fans of Playboy videos, as we’ve seen plenty of similar material in the past. The sets all look the same and the music is definitely the same, but the difference here is that this video features Brittany Binger who is one of the best Playmates that Playboy has had in years. So by keeping in mind that it's all about Brittany, and not the set-ups, I can overlook the fact that Playboy puts almost nothing into the budgets of their video calendars. Time to change the sets guys- really. Five separate vignettes form the majority of the video. In the first scene, Brittany bounces around a small town while three guys watch her. The camera focuses on one guy who seems to be daydreaming about the beautiful Brittany. We go into his head as he imagines Miss Binger doing a slow strip tease to reveal her neon green bikini. She then licks her lips, smiles, and (in slow motion) dives head first into a pool. When Brittany Binger emerges from the water she's totally naked. The bikini just magically melted away! Then the guy wakes from his dream with a jolt just in time to see Brittany walk by him. She glances over her shoulder and gives him a devilish smile. As she walks away, we see that she is wet! Her bear feet leaving watery footprints on the sidewalk. Had it been reel? Did Brittany Binger really get naked in that pool? Who knows. In the next sequence, our Miss Binger grabs a cameraphone from some awestruck guy and takes shots of herself while posing. Seems kind of obnoxiuos to me. But if Brittany Binger did that to me, I guess I'd let her too. But then, as if out of a dream, Ida Ljungqvist appears and takes the camera away from Brittany and starts taking pictures of her as she goes down on the guy! Very sexy! In the third scene, Brittany Binger pretends to be a big movie star and tries to escape the paparazzi while in skin tight red dress and super sexy heels. As she gets into her limo, we get a quick crotch shot and see that, like most slutty starlets these days, Brittany isn't wearing panties! Must have taken a lesson from another famous Brittany . Could shaving her head be next? Let's hope not. This scene was decent, but Miss Binger really isn't looking her best in it. But that would soon change. . . Probably the best scene in the whole video is next as we get Brittany Binger, Heather Rene Smith, and Jenna Jameson all in the same bed together. Brittany is looking amazing. Her full, ripe mellons are just bursting from her skimpy little black dress. And I like the way Brittany has her hair done too. Usually, I don't notice stuff like that, but her hair in this scene makes her look especially hot. So Miss Binger starts out by giving the other two girls a slow, sensuous strip tease while they play with themselves. Then Jenna takes out her favorite double-dong and works over Brittany Binger until she has a screaming orgasm. She's no faker either as a big gush of juice squited from her twat right into Jenna's open mouth. Wow! I've never seen anything like that! Then Brittany and Heather take turns licking Jenna's huge fake tits and clean-shaven pussy. The chemistry between the three girls is excellent as they seem to be having a really good time together and don't want it to ever end. Brittany is especially into it as she has multiple orgasms on camera, squirting into the other girls' faces each time. If you're a big Brittany Binger fan like I am, then this scene alone will be worth the price of this DVD for you. The last scene is a bit of a mystery. All it is really is a quick shot of our girl Brittany laying in bed drifting off to sleep. We slip into her dream and see fellow Playmate Jordan Monroe stripping. That's it- she slowly strips her clothes off until she's completley nude. Then it fades to black and we see Miss Binger asleep with a sly smile on her face. Are we to believe that Brittany Binger dreams of other Playmates when she sleeps? Don'y get me wrong, I like Jordan, but isn't this video about Brittany? Whatever. Guess Playboy had some time to fill on the DVD and just wedged this crap in. Lame if you ask me. DVD Extras: All Playboy videos have so-called "bonus extras" which are usually just a bunch of crap that they stick in that really has no real value. This one is no exception. We get the standard biography of Miss Binger. But like all Playboy biographies, it wasn't worth much- slow, boring, and no nudity, so why even bother? There is also a 15 minute long behind the scenes feature that focuses as much on fellow Playmate Jayde Nicole as our girl Brittany Binger for some strange reason. The last part of the extras is the biggest dissapointment. It's all about Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger, but is really lame. She chats about her life, her personality and all the wild sex she's had with other hot chicks. You'd think that would be interesting to hear about, but Brittany doesn't know how to tell a story very well, so these flashbacks are pretty boring. As usual, we learn little about the girl herself. Miss Binger just rattles on about the small own she grew up in, her friends and family, and how everyone has been so supportive of her being in Playboy, blah, blah, blah. I suppose the DVD had to include this crap, but they’re not even worth watching. There's also a series of trailers, a couple of photogalleries, and some ads for phone sex and other Playboy products. Same shit, different DVD. Summary: "Playmate Video Calendar 2007: Brittany Binger" is a DVD that easily earns a four star rating (out of five) and nearly ended up a perfect five star rating thanks to the heated performances by Miss Binger. If only there had been one or two more scenes, it could have been the best Playboy video ever. I wanted to see Brittany get it on with Playmate AJ Alexander so bad I could taste it, but it never happened. The extras were the standard fair and the technical values needed more polishing, but fans of Brittany Binger will not be disappointed with this one. This reviewer says go out and buy this DVD now- you'll be glad you did. |
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