AJ Alexander Video Review

Reviewed by Richard Christy

Title: "AJ Alexander Does Everyone"

Preliminary Notes:
I had high hopes for this new Playboy DVD. Instead what we get is recycled footage that any serious collector of Playboy videos probably allready has. This sort of thing makes me want to strangle the one responsible. It’s like wanting a shiny new bike for Christmas but getting socks instead. Why does Playboy do this sort of thing to its loyal customers? Anyway, if you’re not a serious collector, then this DVD will have value to you as it's some of the better stuff Playboy has put out recently. It has plenty of AJ Alexander as well as several other recent Playmates such as a totally nude Jayde Nicole and Sasckya Porto (a personal favorite of mine).

The introduction includes scenes from the upcoming video as well as general shots of Playmates frolicing on the beach in itsy-bitsy bikinis. This is nice, but most of the Playmates featured in this itroduction aren't even in the video! What's up with that? They showed Japenese cutie Hiromi Oshima looking mighty good indeed, so naturally, I expected her to show up at some pint in the DVD. But NO! She was nowhere to be found. Bummer.

The first scene looks like an older segment though it is new to me. It probably accompanied AJ’s original Playmate profile, which is not in my collection yet. Miss Alexander looks about the same as she did when her issue came out, so either this is footage shot at that time or AJ simply has not changed at all since doing her centerfold shoot. The segment begins with Miss Alexander sitting on a beach. She's wearing a blue mini-skirt and a tight white top. A guy comes towards her and they embrace. The guy takes AJ's skirt off, stripping her down to a pair of white cotten panties. He takes off her top, exposing her perfect breasts. There really is no action to speak of here. AJ and the guy roll around a bit with little clothing on and the guy gets to kiss her neck, but that’s about it. There are nude shots of AJ alone in the surf, letting the waves crash over her, so the scene isn't a total loss.

This scene pretty much sucked. Not something I would expect from Playboy and AJ Alexander. The main problem was that it's a direct rip-off a another scene feating a nude Kayla Collins. It's the exact same scenerio and even the same set! The only difference that I can see is that Kayla was nude and Miss Alexander is NOT! What the hel Playboy?

the second scene has our girl AJ Alexander is somewhere in Napa Valley. She emerges from an old brick winery, wearing a white bra, white panties, and white sheer fabric wrapped around her. She enters the winery and walks among the barrels. Next she takes her bra off and there is a close-up of her amazing breasts. The rest of the clothing comes off and she poses completly nude by the barrels. There is a very nice shot of AJ's buns as she leans forward. She gets the full-frontal treatment with the camera panning from a close-up of her cooch, passes over her breasts, and up to her beautiful face. Next Miss Alexander reclines on a table with a blanket over it. There are more full frontal shots as the camera pans over her nude body. If you just want to see as much of AJ's body as you possibly can, then this is the seen for you.

The next segment begins with AJ and fellow nude Playmate Alison Waite floating by the camera in the Playboy Mansion pool. Throughout the segment Miss Alexander is seen either wearing a skimpy bikini, taking the bikini off, or completely nude. And these different shots are intercut to show up at different times. The background music is a knock-off of a Brittany Spears tune, which is a little irritating (I don’t like the original and a version changed just enough to avoid a lawsuit is even worse). The shots of the two are quick but are very nice looks at Aj especially. They show her rubbing suntan lotion on her glissening body, doing hula-hoop nude, as well as floating while beads od water drip down her body (nice touch). There are close-ups of AJ Alexander including a nice one of her perfect round ass. Again I think this segment was lifted from AJ’s Playmate Profile, but it's still pretty good.

The last scene is a little strange, but very good, since five different nude Playboy Playmates are feautured. It opens with a janitor cleaning up a gymnasium when he finds a old poster advertising a party from 1966. As he reads it a group of girls dressed in 1960s-style clothing come running into the room followed by a group of guys. They start to party and dance around. AJ Alexander (dressed as a cheerleader) climbs up on the bar and dances around. Playmate Jordan Monroe grabs a guy and starts dancing. She's dressed in a skimpy outfit, of course.

There's more shots of AJ Alexander, who is now completely nude. A topless Raquel Gibson is carried through the room on a surfboard for some unknown reason (told you it was strange). There's even some shots of girls dancing in cages! Some weird video effects are included at this point. Miss Alexander dances naked but it looks like they cleared out the room for this shot. A nude Valerie Mason makes a quick appearance lying on the bar for no no reason (but I aint complaining). There are nice shots of full-frontal nudity of all the girls. Shots of the naked Playmates are inter-cut with shots of the partygoers dancing. AJ dances topless around four guys, then decides to join her friends in the cage. There are several shots of the other naked Playmates in the cage as a shower of water cascades down upon them. At one point there are five naked girls in the cage! But suddenly the janitor wakes up. He was just having a dream. He sighs, shruggs his shoulders and goes back to his sweeping. Then, out of the blue AJ and the other Playmates appear before him. They lead him off into the mist and sexual heaven, I guess. Overall a very good segment, though I would not have missed all the cheesy special effects included.

So in conclusion, this is your typical Playboy video- lots of lame stories, cheesy effects and lousy music. But it's also typical Playboy fair in that it's chock full of smoking hot Playmates with a very healthy dose of Miss May 2008, AJ Alexander. So if you're a big AJ fan, then by all means, get this DVD and stroke away buddy!

Be sure to check out the nude version of AJ Alexander in the May issue of Playboy.